Potter Puppet pals- Wizard angst
Harry: I feel cranky and pubescent today and I don’t know why. Ughh! I’m going to take out on people I like.

Ron: Hello Harry. What sort of tomfoolery should we get up to today?

Harry: No tomfoolery today Ron; I’m sick of your dreadful speckled mug.

Ron: Why must you hurt me this way, Harry?

Hermione: Yeah, what’s your problem Harry?

Harry: My parents are dead, my life sucks, I can’t hold down a girlfriend, and I’m surrounded by --- goblins and --- all the time, I mean what the ---!

Ron: But its magic Harry; the goblins are magical!

Harry:  Well I still have nightmares about Dobby eating my skin clean off every night. I can't take it anymore. I QUIT MAGIC!

Hermione: But what about fighting You-Know-Who?

Harry: Fine! It's all up to you now, Ron.

Ron: (whimpers)

Harry: Come on now, go fight him.

Voldemort: Hello little child.

Ron: (whimpers)

Voldemort: You want a piece of me? What?

Ron: N-n-n-n-no sir.

Voldemort: Yeah, you run away. Kid.

Ron: I can’t do it.

Hermione: You tried your best Ron.

Ron: What Harry’s doing?

Harry: Angst, angst, angst, angst, angst, angst....

Hermione: He’s a little off today, haven’t you noticed?

Ron: Maybe he’s in love.

Hermione: Who falls in love with such a…

Ron: Maybe he needs a hug.

Harry: I don’t what a hug!

Ron: Give me a hug Harry.

Harry: No!

Ron: Hugging

Harry: I warned you!

Snape: What is this rumpus? 

Ron: Harry hit me!

Harry: Ron invaded my personal bubble!

Snape: I think that severe punishment is in order here.

Harry and Ron: Oh No!

Snape: The two of you shall be dragged by your ears to the dungeons , where a drunken Filtch will be waiting with a cactus and a crochet mallet, and then….


Ron & Harry: Pantlaniospoopikis!

Snape: Um, I have to leave now. bye.

Dumbledore: Oh man, that was awesome guys.

Ron: Thanks Dumbledore!

Dumbledore: Are you still full of that wizard angst, Harry?

Harry: I think I can appreciate life a lot more now.

Dumbledore: Well that’s just fantastic!

Hermione: Hey guys! Ewww, what’s that smell?

Ron: Why, its Snape’s greatest potion of all!

(All laugh, Dumbledore goes up magically)

Harry: Everyone make a wish!

THE HARRY POTTER SONG
My name is Harry Potter, I'm the king of the school.
I'm better than everybody in the school.
I'm hip and I'm awesome, all the girls know my name.
Ha-Ha-Harry Potter, that is my name.
Harry Potter.
Harry Potter.
Do the shoo-bee-doo-whops!
(Dumbledore, Ron, Hermione) Shoo bee doo whop!
Shoo bee doo whop!
(Harry) I defeated Voldemort when I was a baby,
I was even awesome, when I was a baby,
Both my parents died, when I was a baby.
I grew up abused without any love.
Harry Potter.
(Shoo bee doo whop!)
Harry Potter.
(Shoo bee doo whop!)
Harry Potter.

(Shoo bee doo whop! Shoo bee doo whop!)
That's me!!!